

The Wookie Option
Directed by Ray Renati With Darek Burkowski and Christian Haines A desk at center stage. Seated at the desk is DUKE FODA, an executive. He is chewing gum. Across from Duke is DAR VALO, a former storm trooper. DUKE
Yeah, when the empire fell after that pussy kid killed the Emperor and Vader, it left a power vacuum in the galaxy. He takes a flask out of his jacket and takes a swig. DUKE
You want some of this Bantha Blood? VALO No, no I'm fine. DUKE
It's not really Bantha Blo


LAY OFF
Directed by Laura Jane Bailey
With Ray Renati, Maryssa Wanlass & Philip Watt CHARACTERS A – a tech worker B – a tech worker C – a tech worker Age, race and gender are variable. TIME Present day. PLACE A bar. Night. (A, B and C sit at table, each with a smartphone in his/her hand. A bottle of tequila is in the center, along with a full shot glass for each. Shakers of salt and sliced limes also fill the table. A reads from his phone.) A ‘Last week in my email to you I synthesi


No Way Out
Directed by Jessica Risco
With Ray Renati, Christian Haines & Dorian Lockett (Black out. A loud alarm sounds and then the lights come up suddenly. Three men stand in a circle with their backs to each other. Guns drawn. They are all carrying empty duffle bags. They all breathe heavily, their bodies tense. They are all in black with balaclavas covering their faces. Fear and adrenalin are high.) (Suddenly.) DANNY FUCK!!!! (DANNY pulls away from the circle, throws the bag away a


Turncoat
Directed by: Ray Renati
With: Melissa Ortiz & Aeron Macintyre [AMY wanders onstage, wearing a red coat, rattling keys in her hand, looking for the right one.] AMY Car... garage... office... Ah ha! [She opens a door, JACOB falls out, lies in a pile, unconscious.] AMY
Oh, now that's just not going to do. [She pokes at JACOB] AMY
Hello? Hello, can you get up? I need to get past to-- The extra flashlights are in there-- [A groan from JACOB] AMY Fine, I'll just-- [She steps ove


The Bestest Batch
Directed by Jess Thomas With Christian Haines, Maryssa Wanlass, James Nelson & Ray Renati Jeb Joe (Ray) and Billy Joe (Christian) are sitting at the kitchen table. Sally (Maryssa) is off stage. JEB JOE: Sally Jo! When’s that boy gonna git here? SALLY JO (OFF): He ain’t no boy DaDaw, he’s a full growed man! BILLY JOE: There ain’t no way she’s gonna get it right. JEB JOE: Billy Joe, this may be our on’y ways outa this. You know I ain’t got much time on this patch a dirt an’ Sal