

Green Marketing
Directed by Christian Haines With Anne Kobori, William J Brown III & Heren Patel To read this play email conan@moats.com. #ConanMoats #ChristianHaines #AnneKobori #WilliamJBrownIII #HerenPatel


Fate's Last Call
Directed by Adam Sussman With Russ Whismore, Nima Sloan, Sarah David & A Swan Cast of Characters Bartender: A bartender. A spinner, measurer, and snipper of yarns. Zeus: King of the Gods, ex-husband to Hera Irony: A hipster. Swan: An amorous swan. Scene The Fates: An old fashioned bar for the old gods. Time Timeless. Also, now. BARTENDER: Usual? (Zeus nods.) Stormy Weather, coming up. Bartender mixes drink. Zeus Sighs. Bartender ignores it. Zeus sighs again. Bartender gives i


The Last Batch
Directed by Jaime Lee Currier With Brian Quakenbush, William J. Brown III, David O. Stein & Vince Faso ZEFF (Evil goof laugh) Extraction time approaches! NED sighs audibly ZEFF The appointment is at three so we have - 4 minutes. Great! Oooh, this is so much fun! Looks at dials, knobs, screens throughout All levels looking good. Exactly like the test runs I did during training. I've got nice numbers here! Nothing to worry about, sir. NED I'm not worried. ZEFF I've got the temp


The Bestest Batch
Directed by Jess Thomas With Christian Haines, Maryssa Wanlass, James Nelson & Ray Renati Jeb Joe (Ray) and Billy Joe (Christian) are sitting at the kitchen table. Sally (Maryssa) is off stage. JEB JOE: Sally Jo! When’s that boy gonna git here? SALLY JO (OFF): He ain’t no boy DaDaw, he’s a full growed man! BILLY JOE: There ain’t no way she’s gonna get it right. JEB JOE: Billy Joe, this may be our on’y ways outa this. You know I ain’t got much time on this patch a dirt an’ Sal


Rock-A-Byte
Directed by Mario Gonzales With Jessica Risco, Jennifer Le Blanc & Alison Whismore At Rise: Alison, Jessica and Jenn in a dystopically futuristic kitchen in San Francisco. In the future. JESSICA Hand me the scissors, will you? ALISON We don’t got no scissors. Anymore. JESSICA Sure we do, In the kibozzolater. JENN We don’t have kibozzolater. ANY kibbozolater. They took it. JESSICA Who is “they?” ALISON “They” is the ones that took it. Took all the kibozzolaters. JENN They too


Human Resources
Directed by Jon Wai-keung Lowe With Jeff Ennor, Jaime Lee Currier & Carina Lastimosa Salazar Characters CORINNE – an ambitious young woman JANE-LYNN – a hopeful young woman JEDD — a very busy man Location The reception area of an office JANE-LYNN, seated. CORINNE enters acknowledges JANE, and sits. JEDD enters separately wearing a gigantic smartwatch. JEDD Good morning— oh. Oh. There’s two of you. JANE-LYNN rises and extends her hand. CORINNE Hi! I’m Corinne Cojuangco. I’m y