Directed by Melissa Ortiz With Christian Haines & Robyn Grahn Cast of Characters Lynn: A model employee. Perky and efficient. Totally over Evan. Uggg, Evan. Totally over him. Totally. Evan: OhmyGod, please not Lynn. Anyone but Lynn. Todd, you owe me a shift. Damnit. Scene Bardlandia. Shakespearean Theme Park that in no way resembles Disneyland. On a ride called Canon Quest that in no way resembles Splash Mountain. Elizabethan muzak plays cheerily. LYNN

Directed by Jess Thomas With Randy Russell & Jaime Lee Currier Lights up on ROSALINE sitting at a bar. She solemnly sips on some whiskey. DONALBAIN walks up with a drink in his hand. DONALBAIN Mind if I sit next to you? ROSALINE Go ahead. DONALBAIN You don't look like you're from around here. ROSALINE I'm not. Had to get away for a while. Home is too... dramatic right now. DONALBAIN I feel that. ROSALINE You from around here? DONALBAIN No, Scotland. I was getting away from so

Directed by Jaime Lee Currier With Sean Garahan & Amy Lizardo Setting: Purgatory’s Gay Bar, “The Elephant” Characters Antonio, a hyper-masculine sailor, played by a female actor in drag Hamlet, a sensitive young man There are two stools, a bar, many empty beers or shots glasses. A blinking neon sign that says “The Elephant.” A low-tech A-frame sign will do as well. ANTONIO, a gruff sailor type played by a female actor in drag, sits at the bar. He’s been there for some time.

Directed by Katie Meinholt With Russ Whismore & Alison Whismore A Georgian-era theatrical dressing room. WILLIAM [Entering] Hearest I, thou dost wish to parley? Thou bearest encumbrances of soul where regards the play? SARAH [Turning from her mirror. Sharply.] This is just the sort of thing getting you in trouble, Mr. Ireland. Speak to me like a modern man. WILLIAM But I - need the practice. At Elizabethan modes, iambic pentameter! SARAH This is 1796, William. The “dosts” and

Directed by Jessica Risco With William Brown III & Laura Jane Bailey Based on: Romeo and Juliet and The Taming of The Shrew Kate is on stage eating a piece of beef jerky. ROMEO comes stumbling on with a bottle of poison. ROMEO: O, dark and dem’nous fate, thou art a whore! Thy boney fingers pluck again loves scabby wound and snatch my one and only Juliet! KATHARINA: Fie, Thou stickish boy, the name’s not Fate. Forsooth, I say, my name is Kate. Neither are my fingers boney nor

Directed by Colin Johnson With Jeff Ennor & Melissa Ortiz MELISSA (reading) At rise, MELISSA reads a love note. She is absolutely smitten. ...time matters not, nor space, nor age nor place. Moments are molasses as I wait to set mine tired eyes on thee. Even those shunned to scorch the earth are not as pleased for nature’s elixir as I will be pleased to absorb yournst soul. Forever yours but soon to touch, Todd.” Oh, did he really write that? I am smitten. My love Todd arrives

Directed by Mario Gonzales With Melissa Ortiz, Laura Peterson & Sarah David Three female police investigators are working around a crime scene. All three have the same dark blue windbreaker on, dark pants, gloves, paper booties over their shoes, and their hair up in ponytails. EVIDENCE MARKERS Drops tented numbered evidence markers where drops of blood are found on the ground. CAMERA Takes a photo of the drop of blood and the evidence marker along with a brightly colored ru

Directed by Mary Ann Rodgers With Amber Crane, Robyn Grahn & John Rose Robyn and her husband, John, are lying flat on the floor, heads close together. Amber, a therapist, sits on a large fitness ball. Amber and Robyn have iPads. John has an iPhone. AMBER John, how does that make you feel? JOHN When she binge watches without me? ROBYN I don’t! AMBER Robyn. Please. You’ll have your turn. Lets work on our breathing skills. In, 1, 2, 3, out, 1, 2, 3. Robyn breathes. JOHN I feel

Directed by Alison Whismore With Jessica Risco, Christian Haines & Jaime Lee Currier Dad – Lonely, morose Gina – Happy, perky Filona- Happy, non-chalant Takes place in an apartment Lights up on Dad sitting in front of a laptop with his favorite blanket his wife left him, laughing then crying.) Gina (Entering) Good morning. Dad (nods) Gina You ok dad? Dad Yeah I'm ok, just...you know. Gina Yeah . Dad Why don’t you come and pull up a chair. Filona (entering) Gina Well if I

Directed by Emily Ludlow With Jayme Catalano, Nan Ayers & Mary Ann Rodgers Setting 2016 Presidential Election: MW’s car Primary podium Howard Johnson’s hotel room Characters Millenial Woman (MW) 30’s, professional, liberal Hillary Clinton (HC) 50’s, in a presidential race Gloria Steinem (GS) 70’s-80’s, looks fabulous Lights up on MW, on the stage right half of the stage, driving and on her phone, checking facebook. Sound: “In 83 miles, take exit 12 onto Potter road” MW aud