Crewtopia
Directed by Christian Haines With Megan Luis & Randy Russell #ColinJohnson #MeganLuis #RandyRussell #ChristianHaines
Crisis Management
Directed by Christian Haines With Jamella Cross & Charles Lewis III #AlandraHileman #JamellaCross #CharlesLewisIII #ChristianHaines


CHOOSE YOUR OWN APOCALYPSE
Directed by Christian Haines Featuring Jaime Currier & Katie Whitcraft CHARACTERS DANIELLE – Journalist. Well dressed. Begins the play in a torn shirt, a hood over her head and her hands tied behind her back. MILLIE – A member of a cult organization called January’s Children. Well put together. Well prepared. SETTING The woods somewhere in upstate New York. SCENE 1 – The Woods Lights up. Deep in the woods. DANIELLE, a fashionably dressed woman, stands with her hands tied


Extreme Role Play
Directed by Jess Thomas Featuring Christian Haines, Anne Kobori & Norman Gee Setting: Dr. Fried's office
Time: Present
Characters:
Amy and Chris: A couple trying to salvage their fractured relationship. Dr. Fried: Their counselor and a proponent of extreme role play in therapy Amy and Chris are dressed as drag versions of each other They stand back to back as though preparing to duel. Dr. Fried is in between them. DR. FRIED
Before we begin, I want to thank you both for tr


Oh! You Pretty Things
Directed by Christian Haines Featuring Jeff Ennor, William Brown & David O. Stein CHARACTERS: Will
David
Jeff NOTE: I have left some items open to devised action created at the director/actors discretion or lack of same. At Rise: WILL, dressed as DAVID BOWIE (Ziggy Stardust) is executing a dance step with his scene partner DAVID who is dressed in drag. JEFF is directing. JEFF You’re not getting the vibe here, guys, come on! WILL
This makeup is way hot. And I can’t do skint


The Wookie Option
Directed by Ray Renati With Darek Burkowski and Christian Haines A desk at center stage. Seated at the desk is DUKE FODA, an executive. He is chewing gum. Across from Duke is DAR VALO, a former storm trooper. DUKE
Yeah, when the empire fell after that pussy kid killed the Emperor and Vader, it left a power vacuum in the galaxy. He takes a flask out of his jacket and takes a swig. DUKE
You want some of this Bantha Blood? VALO No, no I'm fine. DUKE
It's not really Bantha Blo


No Way Out
Directed by Jessica Risco
With Ray Renati, Christian Haines & Dorian Lockett (Black out. A loud alarm sounds and then the lights come up suddenly. Three men stand in a circle with their backs to each other. Guns drawn. They are all carrying empty duffle bags. They all breathe heavily, their bodies tense. They are all in black with balaclavas covering their faces. Fear and adrenalin are high.) (Suddenly.) DANNY FUCK!!!! (DANNY pulls away from the circle, throws the bag away a


Green Marketing
Directed by Christian Haines With Anne Kobori, William J Brown III & Heren Patel To read this play email conan@moats.com. #ConanMoats #ChristianHaines #AnneKobori #WilliamJBrownIII #HerenPatel


The Bestest Batch
Directed by Jess Thomas With Christian Haines, Maryssa Wanlass, James Nelson & Ray Renati Jeb Joe (Ray) and Billy Joe (Christian) are sitting at the kitchen table. Sally (Maryssa) is off stage. JEB JOE: Sally Jo! When’s that boy gonna git here? SALLY JO (OFF): He ain’t no boy DaDaw, he’s a full growed man! BILLY JOE: There ain’t no way she’s gonna get it right. JEB JOE: Billy Joe, this may be our on’y ways outa this. You know I ain’t got much time on this patch a dirt an’ Sal