April 23, 2016
Directed by Jess Thomas
With Randy Russell & Jaime Lee Currier
Lights up on ROSALINE sitting at a bar. She solemnly sips on some whiskey. DONALBAIN walks up with a drink in his hand.
Mind if I sit next to you?
You don't look like you're from around here.
I'm not. Had to get away for a while. Home is too... dramatic right now.
I feel that.
You from around here?
No, Scotland. I was getting away from some drama as well.
Psh. Can't have been as bad as mine.
Oh yeah? My dad was murdered, my brother and I fled, a Tyrant took over and started killing people
all over the place. Then my brother went back, fought a war and now he's king.
Well my ex-boyfriend fell in love with a girl, married her secretly, his best friend died on accident, then
he killed her cousin, was banished, found out she was dead, killed himself, she wasn't dead, so then she killed herself.
At least you had some lines.
Still, you're at least on stage.
You know what we need, a comedy!
I'm over this tragedy shit, I'm done with Verona, I'm going somewhere else, somewhere fun.
ROSALINEI think I'll go to France. I have a cousin there, we've always gotten along really well. It'll be great! No
more tragedy for me!
What'll you do?
Probably just hang out with my cousin. I mean it's not like I'm gonna get banished, and then my cousin
and I will have to flee to the woods or anything like that. Although I do think I could pull off a suit.
I think you could rock the dapper look.
Thank you. How about you?
DONALBAINOh I dunno. I guess instead of going back to Scotland I could change my name and move somewhere
That's the spirit. Just don't move to Denmark.
ROSALINEJust trust me on this one. I've got a friend who lives there, she's probably dead by now.
Harsh. Okay, no Denmark. As for a name, how about Petruchio?
No, I don't think so.
That's not bad.
I like it! Good name.
Now I just need to find a girl to love. Comedies are full of romance. And no more magic, I got enough
of that from the witches. I mean what magic is there gonna be in Athens, Fairies?
Ha ha, yeah right.
Are you going to change your name?
ROSALINEMaybe just the last letter. I'm kinda over offstage Rosaline, but watch out world Rosalind is here and
she's got something to say!
Rosalind, that's got a nice ring to it.
She raises her glass
He raises his glass
“Your heart's desires be with you.”
“The course of true love never did run smooth”
That's not a very good toast.
Don't look at me, Billy wrote it.
Did he really write that?
Yeah, it's my line.
If you say so. Cheers!
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