Directed by Adam Sussman With Russ Whismore, Nima Sloan, Sarah David & A Swan Cast of Characters Bartender: A bartender. A spinner, measurer, and snipper of yarns. Zeus: King of the Gods, ex-husband to Hera Irony: A hipster. Swan: An amorous swan. Scene The Fates: An old fashioned bar for the old gods. Time Timeless. Also, now. BARTENDER: Usual? (Zeus nods.) Stormy Weather, coming up. Bartender mixes drink. Zeus Sighs. Bartender ignores it. Zeus sighs again. Bartender gives i