

The Opposite Force Attracts
Directed by Aeron Macintyre With Brett Jones & Haley Lovgren A dimly lit, bare room. JOSIE and BLAKE are having sex offstage. JOSIE: Oh, yeah! give me your hot lightsaber! BLAKE: Oh, you know I’m gonna give you my lightsaber, Padme. Yeah! JOSIE: Let the Force guide you!! BLAKE: Oh, it’s guiding me your Highness! Take me in your pit of Carkoon and let me feed your Sarlaac! JOSIE: Oh, yeah! The Force is strong in this one you sick Sith Bastard!! (simulataneous climax with JOSIE