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Poopsybottom


Directed by Will Brown

With Nima Slone, Ray Renati & Gregg Leblanc

Cast of Characters

Ray: Protective daddy with an unusual sense of humor

Nima: Beloved daughter and poopsybottom

Gregg: Devoted boyfriend

Scene

Nima’s parents’ house. Ray is in the kitchen. Gregg sits on the sofa. Nima is pacing and looking under furniture and behind doors.

Time

This evening.

RAY

Be right in.

NIMA

This is a terrible idea.

GREGG

We’ve been dating for 2 years.

NIMA

You’re right, it’s too soon.

GREGG

It’s overdue. What are you looking for?

NIMA

My mother.

GREGG

Under the couch?

NIMA

Wouldn’t be the first time. Let’s go. Things are going so well. Why ruin it? I love you.

GREGG

I love you, too. And you met my parents a year and a half ago.

NIMA

Okay, but I should warn you-

GREGG

Sit, relax, it’ll be fine.