Poopsybottom
Directed by Will Brown
With Nima Slone, Ray Renati & Gregg Leblanc
Cast of Characters
Ray: Protective daddy with an unusual sense of humor
Nima: Beloved daughter and poopsybottom
Gregg: Devoted boyfriend
Scene
Nima’s parents’ house. Ray is in the kitchen. Gregg sits on the sofa. Nima is pacing and looking under furniture and behind doors.
Time
This evening.
RAY
Be right in.
NIMA
This is a terrible idea.
GREGG
We’ve been dating for 2 years.
NIMA
You’re right, it’s too soon.
GREGG
It’s overdue. What are you looking for?
NIMA
My mother.
GREGG
Under the couch?
NIMA
Wouldn’t be the first time. Let’s go. Things are going so well. Why ruin it? I love you.
GREGG
I love you, too. And you met my parents a year and a half ago.
NIMA
Okay, but I should warn you-
GREGG
Sit, relax, it’ll be fine.