Directed by Colin Johnson Featuring Aeron Macityre, Melissa Ortiz & Olivia Scott Dahrouge Walter sits in a rocking chair, dressed like a early 20th century female British aristocrat. There is a knock at the door, Diane gets up to answer but by the time she gets to the door, Lucy has already let herself in. Diane blocks her way. LUCY Let me in. DIANE Not if you’re going to be negative. LUCY I’m not being negative, I’m being sane. Is he here. DIANE She is here, yes. LUCY You ca

Directed by Alison Whismore With Melissa Ortiz, Aeron Macintyre & Leon Goertzen Cast of Characters Princess Leia: Very Pregnant. If possible in a white robe. Han Solo: Looking just like Han Solo- with a huge baby bag. Obi GYN:An Imperial Obstetrician who follows the rules Scene A Doctor’s Office in a Galaxy far, far away Time Long ago ObiGYN is looking at paperwork. Scream heard offstage. Very pregnant Leia enters. LEIA Carbonite freezing reduces sperm count, he said. Ahhhh!

Directed by Aeron Macintyre With Jessica Risco, Melissa Ortiz, Melissa Keith & Leon Goertzen Beth is sitting at the table with Liz counting money. Jen bursts in. JEN: We got issues. LIZ: 510, 520... don’t fuck up my count. BETH: What’s up sweety? 240, 250... JEN: East is moving in. They sent someone to talk terms. BETH: What’s she look like? 270, 275... JEN: 5, 7. 140, 150... LIZ & BETH: 160, 170... Fuck! JEN: ...and there’s something else. LIZ & BETH: What?!? JEN: Poser! L

Directed by: Ray Renati With: Melissa Ortiz & Aeron Macintyre [AMY wanders onstage, wearing a red coat, rattling keys in her hand, looking for the right one.] AMY Car... garage... office... Ah ha! [She opens a door, JACOB falls out, lies in a pile, unconscious.] AMY Oh, now that's just not going to do. [She pokes at JACOB] AMY Hello? Hello, can you get up? I need to get past to-- The extra flashlights are in there-- [A groan from JACOB] AMY Fine, I'll just-- [She steps ove