Directed by Alison Whismore With Melissa Ortiz, Aeron Macintyre & Leon Goertzen Cast of Characters Princess Leia: Very Pregnant. If possible in a white robe. Han Solo: Looking just like Han Solo- with a huge baby bag. Obi GYN:An Imperial Obstetrician who follows the rules Scene A Doctor’s Office in a Galaxy far, far away Time Long ago ObiGYN is looking at paperwork. Scream heard offstage. Very pregnant Leia enters. LEIA Carbonite freezing reduces sperm count, he said. Ahhhh!

Directed by Aeron Macintyre With Jessica Risco, Melissa Ortiz, Melissa Keith & Leon Goertzen Beth is sitting at the table with Liz counting money. Jen bursts in. JEN: We got issues. LIZ: 510, 520... don’t fuck up my count. BETH: What’s up sweety? 240, 250... JEN: East is moving in. They sent someone to talk terms. BETH: What’s she look like? 270, 275... JEN: 5, 7. 140, 150... LIZ & BETH: 160, 170... Fuck! JEN: ...and there’s something else. LIZ & BETH: What?!? JEN: Poser! L