Directed by Aeron Macintyre Featuring Laura Peterson, Nima Slone & Randy Russell Cast of Characters Viola: Awesome heroine from 12th Night. Wearing a mustache andtrousers.What? She totally i s. Lady Macbeth: Awesome heroine from Macbeth. Hamlet: He’s Hamlet. Scene An Elizabethan bar. Somewhere between Illyria, Scotland, and Denmark. Time Tonight. Or maybe late 16th century. But totally night time. Lady Macbeth sips red wine. Viola drinks straight whiskey. LADY MACBETH I don’t
Directed by Alison Whismore With Melissa Ortiz, Aeron Macintyre & Leon Goertzen Cast of Characters Princess Leia: Very Pregnant. If possible in a white robe. Han Solo: Looking just like Han Solo- with a huge baby bag. Obi GYN:An Imperial Obstetrician who follows the rules Scene A Doctor’s Office in a Galaxy far, far away Time Long ago ObiGYN is looking at paperwork. Scream heard offstage. Very pregnant Leia enters. LEIA Carbonite freezing reduces sperm count, he said. Ahhhh!
Directed by Mario Gonzales
With David O. Stein, Randy Russell, Darek Burkowski & Eden Neuendorf (with sincere regrets to Ms. Austen) Captain Wickham: Of His Majesty’s Army. Marries Lydia Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. Cad. Sir John Willoughby: Romantic poet cad. Breaks Marianne’s heart in Sense and Sensibility and abandons Colonel Brandon’s young ward after seducing and impregnating her. Mr. William Elliot: Upwardly mobile rich cad in Persuasion who is trying to marry Anne
Directed by Adam Sussman With Russ Whismore, Nima Sloan, Sarah David & A Swan Cast of Characters Bartender: A bartender. A spinner, measurer, and snipper of yarns. Zeus: King of the Gods, ex-husband to Hera Irony: A hipster. Swan: An amorous swan. Scene The Fates: An old fashioned bar for the old gods. Time Timeless. Also, now. BARTENDER: Usual? (Zeus nods.) Stormy Weather, coming up. Bartender mixes drink. Zeus Sighs. Bartender ignores it. Zeus sighs again. Bartender gives i
Directed by Mario Gonzales With Jessica Risco, Jennifer Le Blanc & Alison Whismore At Rise: Alison, Jessica and Jenn in a dystopically futuristic kitchen in San Francisco. In the future. JESSICA Hand me the scissors, will you? ALISON We don’t got no scissors. Anymore. JESSICA Sure we do, In the kibozzolater. JENN We don’t have kibozzolater. ANY kibbozolater. They took it. JESSICA Who is “they?” ALISON “They” is the ones that took it. Took all the kibozzolaters. JENN They too