Directed by Aeron Macintyre With Brett Jones & Haley Lovgren A dimly lit, bare room. JOSIE and BLAKE are having sex offstage. JOSIE: Oh, yeah! give me your hot lightsaber! BLAKE: Oh, you know I’m gonna give you my lightsaber, Padme. Yeah! JOSIE: Let the Force guide you!! BLAKE: Oh, it’s guiding me your Highness! Take me in your pit of Carkoon and let me feed your Sarlaac! JOSIE: Oh, yeah! The Force is strong in this one you sick Sith Bastard!! (simulataneous climax with JOSIE

Directed by: Aeron MacIntyre With: Hayley Lovgren, Laura Jane Bailey* & Eden Neuendorf LIGHTS UP ON: The interior of a modest apartment. Something furry, yet unidentifiable sits on a table at center stage. LIDDY, 29, sits at the table carving a miniature pumpkin. BEKKA, 32, stands stage right of the table, watching the door. A an approaching thunderstorm is heard in the distance. BEKKA Why are you doing that? LIDDY For Halloween. For the kids. BEKKA Liddy, we live in an apa