Directed by Claire Rice With Eden Neuendorf & Colin Johnson ELISE, a pretty blond recent college grad RON, her boyfriend Elise and Ron met in college in a class on mythology and popular culture. They’ve been dating for 4 years. She won’t sleep with him until he puts a ring on it. They’re both virgins. At the Ice Hotel in Sweden. Elise is wearing a white ski suit and her hair is up in braids. He’s wearing black pants, white shirt, black vest (he’s freezing but committed to

Directed by Mario Gonzales With David O. Stein, Randy Russell, Darek Burkowski & Eden Neuendorf (with sincere regrets to Ms. Austen) Captain Wickham: Of His Majesty’s Army. Marries Lydia Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. Cad. Sir John Willoughby: Romantic poet cad. Breaks Marianne’s heart in Sense and Sensibility and abandons Colonel Brandon’s young ward after seducing and impregnating her. Mr. William Elliot: Upwardly mobile rich cad in Persuasion who is trying to marry Anne

Directed by: Aeron MacIntyre With: Hayley Lovgren, Laura Jane Bailey* & Eden Neuendorf LIGHTS UP ON: The interior of a modest apartment. Something furry, yet unidentifiable sits on a table at center stage. LIDDY, 29, sits at the table carving a miniature pumpkin. BEKKA, 32, stands stage right of the table, watching the door. A an approaching thunderstorm is heard in the distance. BEKKA Why are you doing that? LIDDY For Halloween. For the kids. BEKKA Liddy, we live in an apa