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Directed by Aeron Macintyre Featuring Mark Vashro & Megan Luis A nearly empty cabin. JEA and BOB enter. They carry the bare minimum to spend the night there. BOB: This is it. JEA: Okay. BOB: What do you think? JEA: It'll do. BOB: What do you mean? JEA: Well. it's not quite how you described it. BOB: I know. I didn't know if you'd come up here if I was honest. JEA: Well, I guess you don't have to be totally honest, as long as you're totally loyal. She grabs his ass and stares

Directed by Aeron Macintyre Featuring Dorian Lockett, Megan Luis & Malcolm Rodgers CAST: MUGSY – male – youthful – any race – nervous, confused goon for a mobster DONNY – male – older – any race – jaded, professional goon for a mobster BOSS – female – any age – any race – ruthless and beautiful mobster, also dressed as a dude Note: The following should be played in the vein of old-timey slapstick. Feel free to insert or delete bouts of comic, Three Stooges-esque violence wher

Directed by Colin Johnson Featuring Aeron Macityre, Melissa Ortiz & Olivia Scott Dahrouge Walter sits in a rocking chair, dressed like a early 20th century female British aristocrat. There is a knock at the door, Diane gets up to answer but by the time she gets to the door, Lucy has already let herself in. Diane blocks her way. LUCY Let me in. DIANE Not if you’re going to be negative. LUCY I’m not being negative, I’m being sane. Is he here. DIANE She is here, yes. LUCY You ca

Directed by Aeron Macintyre Featuring Laura Peterson, Nima Slone & Randy Russell Cast of Characters Viola: Awesome heroine from 12th Night. Wearing a mustache andtrousers.What? She totally i s. Lady Macbeth: Awesome heroine from Macbeth. Hamlet: He’s Hamlet. Scene An Elizabethan bar. Somewhere between Illyria, Scotland, and Denmark. Time Tonight. Or maybe late 16th century. But totally night time. Lady Macbeth sips red wine. Viola drinks straight whiskey. LADY MACBETH I don’t

Directed by Aeron Macintyre With Brett Jones & Haley Lovgren A dimly lit, bare room. JOSIE and BLAKE are having sex offstage. JOSIE: Oh, yeah! give me your hot lightsaber! BLAKE: Oh, you know I’m gonna give you my lightsaber, Padme. Yeah! JOSIE: Let the Force guide you!! BLAKE: Oh, it’s guiding me your Highness! Take me in your pit of Carkoon and let me feed your Sarlaac! JOSIE: Oh, yeah! The Force is strong in this one you sick Sith Bastard!! (simulataneous climax with JOSIE

Directed by Alison Whismore With Melissa Ortiz, Aeron Macintyre & Leon Goertzen Cast of Characters Princess Leia: Very Pregnant. If possible in a white robe. Han Solo: Looking just like Han Solo- with a huge baby bag. Obi GYN:An Imperial Obstetrician who follows the rules Scene A Doctor’s Office in a Galaxy far, far away Time Long ago ObiGYN is looking at paperwork. Scream heard offstage. Very pregnant Leia enters. LEIA Carbonite freezing reduces sperm count, he said. Ahhhh!

Directed by Aeron Macintyre With Jessica Risco, Melissa Ortiz, Melissa Keith & Leon Goertzen Beth is sitting at the table with Liz counting money. Jen bursts in. JEN: We got issues. LIZ: 510, 520... don’t fuck up my count. BETH: What’s up sweety? 240, 250... JEN: East is moving in. They sent someone to talk terms. BETH: What’s she look like? 270, 275... JEN: 5, 7. 140, 150... LIZ & BETH: 160, 170... Fuck! JEN: ...and there’s something else. LIZ & BETH: What?!? JEN: Poser! L

Directed by Jessica Risco With Dorian Lockett, Aeron Macintyre & Carina Lastimosa Salazar CHARACTERS JAMES - Aeron Macintyre PETER - Dorian Lockett LARISSA - Carina Lastimosa Salazar SETTING: San Francisco At Rise: LARISSA is sitting on a sidewalk on Market St. near the Twitter building. JAMES and PETER enter, smartly dressed. They ignore LARISSA. PETER Come on James, we’re going to be late. JAMES So what do you think? I don’t know, I’m still thinking about it. This is a

Directed by: Ray Renati With: Melissa Ortiz & Aeron Macintyre [AMY wanders onstage, wearing a red coat, rattling keys in her hand, looking for the right one.] AMY Car... garage... office... Ah ha! [She opens a door, JACOB falls out, lies in a pile, unconscious.] AMY Oh, now that's just not going to do. [She pokes at JACOB] AMY Hello? Hello, can you get up? I need to get past to-- The extra flashlights are in there-- [A groan from JACOB] AMY Fine, I'll just-- [She steps ove